So, I saw Eclipse last night. (The boyfriend is a fan. No. Seriously, he is.)
After sitting through the third movie in this series, I just have one question:
How the hell do you even compare this…
… with THIS …
!?!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh. My. Goodness. Dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin, and a tattoo? YES PLEASE. (Someone, please tell me he’s of legal age now so that I don’t feel like a pedofile…)
Really though, I don’t get how you can even compare the two. The only overwhelming emotion I have for Robert Pattinson is that I desperately want to hold him down and wash, cut, and comb that mop on his head that he calls a “hairdo”. Ick!
For the record, I was about as impressed with Eclipse as I was the first two movies (which is not very) but this one had enough topless warewolf boys running around to make it worth sitting through the two hours. Yum.
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Jacob fan all the way!! Robert’s is so obviously makeup – it looks ridiculous!!!