So, I saw Eclipse last night. (The boyfriend is a fan. No. Seriously, he is.)
After sitting through the third movie in this series, I just have one question:
How the hell do you even compare this…
… with THIS …
!?!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh. My. Goodness. Dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin, and a tattoo? YES PLEASE. (Someone, please tell me he’s of legal age now so that I don’t feel like a pedofile…)
Really though, I don’t get how you can even compare the two. The only overwhelming emotion I have for Robert Pattinson is that I desperately want to hold him down and wash, cut, and comb that mop on his head that he calls a “hairdo”. Ick!
For the record, I was about as impressed with Eclipse as I was the first two movies (which is not very) but this one had enough topless warewolf boys running around to make it worth sitting through the two hours. Yum.
Because I’m at a loss for something to post today, I give you: My Top 3 Celebrity Crushes (of the moment).
(1) Jon Hamm (“Don Draper” from Mad Men)
I haven’t been able to decide for certain if it’s him or the whole 1960′s businessman always-in-a-suit-and-fedora persona from Mad Men. (Because let’s face it – suits and fedoras? TO-DIE-FOR.) Also: that scruffy face stubble? YES PLEASE.
(2) Seth Rogen (actor, Knocked Up … Superbad … Zack and Miri … etc.)
I preferred him pre-diet. I like some chub meat on my men. Mmmm and that beard? Yes yes yes. Plus, a guy who can make you laugh? Always a winner.
(3) Taylor Lautner (werewolf, those damn Twilight movies)
Um… wait. How old is he? Can I be considered a pedophile for this? (*rushes off to IMDB*)
Well, crap. He was born Feb. 11, 1992. I was born in February of 1982. Somehow that seems inappropriate.
Seriously though, it’s not so much is body. It’s that jawline. DAMN. And in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m a sucker for dark hair and eyes.
So… WHO are YOUR top 3 celebrity crushes?
And if I could pick one more … KEVIN ROSE. Omg. Geek love.
